1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name?
Rika

The heart and soul of Hello! Project. A Japanese idol/singer with an enormous ass.
Oh my Rika.

Rika Ishikawa Viyuden Experience is like going through the ultimate high.

(o...kay? lol "oh my Rika")

2) Age?
16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

(xD)

3) One of your friends
Queenie

The act of pooping from elevation upon someone holding a clear surface between them and the pooper. World record - 50 feet
Joe attempted a world record Queenie from 52 feet, but missed the glass and plastered Mike's stomach with a load of reincarnated Sloppy Joes.

(ROTFLOLMAO)

4) What should you be doing?
Going to see Rocky Horror :'( but I can't...

1. A shorthand term for the cult musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show, because all of us are too lazy to say it by its actual name
2. Frank's creation/sex toy in RHPS. Experienced a death, was severely burned, had sexual relationships with men AND women, and performed in a floor show all before Riff-Raff killed him. He was 7 hours old
1. My friends all dressed up to see Rocky Horror at midnight last night. I was Columbia!
2. What the hell does Frank see in Rocky Horror? Frank's obviously better looking then him.

(pretty much...i would find a better one, but I'm too sad that I'm not going)

5) Favourite Colour?
blue

The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.

6) Birthplace?
Salt Lake City

Salt lake city is a huge city that is full of weird rude people. Alot of bums and bad roads. A place where the streets dont have names but instead go by numbers followed by north south east west. It takes forever to get from one place to the next..The night life there sucks ass. Utah sucks

(I can feel the love)

7) Birth Month?
September

THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!

(lol)

8) Last person you talked to?
nekki

(...there's no definition, love...)

9) One of your nicknames
Ri-ri

(I'd rather not put up the results for this one...and with my completely de-sensitized mind, that says something...)

I tag the world.